Procrastination

Things I have done today aside from write my memo for law school:

• clean my apartment
• get up every 10 minutes for a snack
• watch 2 movies on TV
• watch a 3 hour Friends marathon
• watch some cat videos on YouTube
• open Microsoft Word, decide to take a break.
• stare at Facebook like I actually cared about everyone's awkward personal life rants
• read twitter for literally 2 hours
• Write the headings for every memo section. Progress!
• go on every Tumblr with memes about law school or funny things in general
• Go back on Facebook and pretend to care some more about people's awkward personal life rants
• pretend to care about doing my taxes for 30 seconds
• realize my mom will do them for me and stop caring
• Write a sentence on my memo. Clearly this deserves a break.
• go back on Facebook and change my profile picture after thoroughly stalking myself for an hour
• change my Twitter picture and theme
• Change it back
• Change it again
• Watch Fashion Police
• go to Applebees and order take out because I already ate all the food in my kitchen today
• Come back and go on Skype instead of reading for my memo
• Open Blogger, realize that people actually occasionally read what I have to say
• be amazed for a few minutes
• decide this would be more fun than actually writing my memo
• start panicking because I haven't written my memo
• convince myself its cool because I have 4 more days
• Hey, I have headings and a few sentences. Progress!

The End.